If you are having trouble finding an adequate supply of toilet paper, I feel your pain.
I personally love toilet paper. It is one of my favorite inventions of all time! I like it almost better than air conditioning and television!
If you can't find toilet paper, check out the weird lady below. In her video, you will see a nice tattooed lady explain that her family NEVER uses toilet paper because they wish to be "environmentally friendly." Instead they make their own reusable "family cloth."
They also say they save money by not using toilet paper. ( Maybe she could have used her tattoo money on toilet paper.)
She says "family cloth" will last for YEARS. Yes, she says you can repeatedly clean your butt with a cloth that you wash over and over again. YUCK
Watch the video below, and see if you are excited about this toilet paper alternative.