Instead of watching the Saturday night movie trash on HBO, Showtime, Netflix, Amazon, Hulu and all the other streaming garbage services, why not treat yourself and your family to Bionic Ever After?
This movie answers the burning question, "Why ain't the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man married already?"
The film features Emmy Award winning actress Lindsay Wagner as the Bionic Woman. And it also features Lee Majors, in one of his best efforts as he desperately tries to show he can act.
The film also has an uncredited cameo appearance by the founder of Wendy's, Dave Thomas. He plays a hostage.
As you watch the film, understand that, once upon a time, this is the kind of stuff Americans happily consumed as our entertainment. When the movie originally aired in 1994, 18 million people tuned in to watch it.