A new hemp store is planning to open for business next week in picturesque Elberta, Alabama.
But many wonderful elderly, Gladys Kravitz-like residents are "freaked out" by the concept of a hemp store.
In the story you can watch below from NBC 15's Cory Pippin, you will see a town hall meeting full of delightfully concerned and ignorant people, yearning to learn about hemp, yet fearful of what cataclysmic effects a hemp store could have on their community.
(By the way, I am also ignorant about hemp, and a variety of hemp-like topics. I wear my ignorance like a badge of honor. In fact, I may ask Mobile Bay Coins if they can fashion me an Ignorance Medal that I can wear on my jackets. I'd also like a Celibacy Medal.)
Find out for yourself- watch the excellent Cory Pippin report below, and enjoy the concerned elderly citizenry as they struggle with the advance of hemp.