I was enjoying my weekly stroll through the Flea Market when I came across a startling and sickening sight: stickers that showed Big Al of the Alabama Crimson Tide urinating on Auburn's sad little tiger! Big Al would NEVER tee tee or tinkle on any other living creature, unless there was a fire that needed to be extinguished. I left the flea market quickly, feeling unsettled and depressed. Western Civilization continues to decline!